title: a day in the life of lucius malfoy
by: thepsychicclam
a/n: based on a conversation of how stupid lucius is in the end of chamber of secrets when he starts to say the killing curse.
and it's stick figures. there are pictures. just so you know. /:D

( a day in teh life of lucius malfoy )

my body is your body, i won't tell anybody, if you want to use my body go for it...

wake up call, caught you in the morning with another one in my bed...

i can keep rhythm with no metronome...

i fall into the harbor...i fall into the hills...

In honor of book 7 coming out, a crack!fic for your enjoyment. No spoilers for DH, cause I'm staying as spoiler-free as possible :D

image heavy, sorry :D

Harry Potter and the Hike of DOOOOM!
Featuring stick figure!Harry, Ron, and Hermione
art and story by clammy /:D

( stick-figure!harry goes on a hike )